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AT LEAST 3 NEW EPISODES A WEEK. Martyn and his various guests have ridiculous discussions about everyday topics. Sometimes serious, sometimes funny but always entertaining. Come and join the community on our new Patreon page. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast
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Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
It's just me and Carl this week and we discuss the fact that the US Navy have finally admitted that UFO's are a real thing.
We also talk about going to Mars. Im not going as I'll just moan about everything all the way there and probably get thrown out of an air lock by my colleagues.
We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast
Wednesday Jan 29, 2020
Wednesday Jan 29, 2020
This week Carl and I discuss the Iran Vs USA crisis but eventually realise we can't fix it. So we move on to the growing problem of the expanding global population. Carl has got this one properly sorted. Gladitorial games for prisoners. Throw 20 of them into the ring at a time and the last man standing gets to live a normal prisoner life locked up in a cell as his reward. This will save 95% of the cost of keeping prisoners and cut down on the population. The TV rights would also bring in an enormous cash boost for the National Health Service and education.
Vegans will just be thrown to the lions as they wouldn't be able to put up much of an entertaining fight, as well as pedo's, because they're...well, pedo's.
We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast
Wednesday Jan 22, 2020
Wednesday Jan 22, 2020
This week Carl and I discuss New Year's resolutions and our impending failures. We also chat about the movie awards ceremonies gong on at this time of year. I don't really watch them anymore since these pampered celebrities started using them as an opportunity to criticise that lovely Mr Trump. Let's talk about movie successes, not politics.
We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast
Wednesday Jan 15, 2020
Wednesday Jan 15, 2020
Carl and I discuss Invasion Planet Earth which is a new sci-fi movie written and produced by Simon Cox. Its the best terrible movie we have ever seen.
Initially I thought it was terrible but that's because I'd previously been watching big budget Hollywood movies. However although this has been a 17 year project for Simon, produced on a low crowdfunded budget, it's actually a hell of an achievement.
We have both now become big fans of this movie and are buying the merchandise to show our support.
We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast
Wednesday Nov 20, 2019
Wednesday Nov 20, 2019
It's just me, Chris and Carl today and this a bit more serious than the normal podcast. We live in the UK and all agree that the National Health Service is a wonderful thing, but it's massively underfunded and failing miserably.
We don't think it should really be run by a private company otherwise it will be all about profits and we'll end up with a system like the Americans have where only the wealthy can get proper treatment.
However, we do agree that corporate sponsorships could be the way to go.
We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
Laura would pimp out her kids for the money. Yes it's true! Me, Carl and Chris chat to Laura about prostitution. She would quite happily help her children have a career in prostitution if that's what they wanted to do.
I asked the question 'What if they were munters and too ugly to be prostitutes?' Laura explained that if that were the case then they would have to study to become scientists and doctors.
This obviously means that you would only work in the science field if you were too ugly to be a prostitute.
We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast
Wednesday Nov 06, 2019
Wednesday Nov 06, 2019
It's me, Laura, Chris and Carl this week. I get a bit arsey about everyone on Twitter getting offended over absolutely anything. It's ridiculous! There was outrage because Dirty Don (Trump) used the word 'lynching'. People were listing names of black people that were lynched back in the 1900's. And Paul Hollywood got shouted at for referring to a pile of iced buns as 'diabetes on a plate'.
What the hell is wrong with people? At this rate nobody will want to say anything for fear of offending these idiots. Let them take offence I say. It's their problem if they insist on interpreting words into a completely different context just to get attention for themselves.
We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast
Wednesday Oct 30, 2019
Wednesday Oct 30, 2019
Well this is a weird one. Me, Carl, Chris and Laura start off the conversation talking about conspiracy theories and how the American government killed their own people. We ended up trying to educate Chris that it's not ok to stand naked in the window, even if it is in your own house.
Chris is adamant that he should be able to do what he wants in the privacy of his own home. We agree but if he keeps the curtains open whilst exposing his bits then it's not private any more.
As usual he's heavily outnumbered.
We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast
Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
Carl, Chris and me talk about irrational fears. Do they make sense? Can we do anything about them? Both Carl and I are terrified of spiders. Carl tells us how he recently found one in the sink and went off to boil the kettle to give it a hot bath.
And what about heights? Should be be scared of heights if we descended from primates and spent our early years climbing trees?
We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast
Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
It's just me Chris and Carl this week and we talk about animal testing. Should it be allowed? What's the alternative? We all seemed to agree that we could stop testing on animals and start testing on prisoners convicted of awful crimes.
And before the snowflakes get all triggered about human rights, if someone shows no respect for another persons human rights then they don't deserve to have any themselves.
We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast